This has happened to me again.
And I couldn't be happier. Moments after I got the phone call, you know what I did? Do you know what I did, Dear Reader? I picked up my camera and I made a recipe and I took pictures of it.
Hallelujah. I'm back.
Until I get a new job, that is...
But I'm hoping, Dear Readers, that with the help of Jesus and the Internet and Vodka that I can overcome the one-sided life I have been living for over two years now, and find a balance.
A balance? Hang on a second, it's been so long since I've uttered that word I need to double check its definition with Merriam Webster:
Definition of BALANCE
(I skipped through to #9 because 1-8 were BOR-ing!)
9: mental and emotional steadiness
Otherwise known as THAT THING I'VE BEEN MISSING FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS.
Oh right, that.
Well, the buck stops here! (Whatever that means.)
Get ready for a post tomorrow that will knock your socks off, Dear Readers! (Trust me, it's already been written.)