"My Teddy and Grubby," I would yell, in my most threatening voice. (Even now, thinking of myself as ever being "threatening" is laughable.)
They were sort of weird toys, now that I think about it. Doesn't the little vest Teddy wears look like a straitjacket? Or maybe a life vest? OR a BULLET-PROOF VEST?!?!? What kind of activities were you partaking in, Teddy?
Don't even get me started on Grubby. What is Grubby anyway? Is he a worm? A spider? A centipede? He only has 6 legs!!!
Just in case you missed the 80's, here's the original commercial that aired in 1987:
Isn't that the greatest EVER? I want it to be the 80's right now! Then I could have big hair, and wear big shoulder pads and not worry about body hair...just kidding. I would SO not wear shoulder pads!!!
Did I really just write that? All of the Cocoa Krispies I've been consuming lately have officially gone to my head. We're in trouble.
I've heard Cocoa Krispie brain is hard to fix.