I'll Take "Celebutards" For 200, Alex

Today was just one of those days. One of those days when you don't realize you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe, your coffee burns your tongue and the printer at the office is constantly jammed. One of those days where I felt like my skin was breaking out, my hair was frizzing and even my "fat" jeans were tight. One of those days where the L.A. traffic was so horrific, I seriously considered leaving my car in the middle of the 101 and running home, because even though I'm a six-hour marathoner, my "running" would still have been faster than the "driving" I was doing.

But you didn't come here to be depressed, and so I'm going to tell you a little about the e-mail I got today that made me take a step or two back, and say, "What the heck did I do to deserve this?"

Spencer Pratt is now following me on Twitter.

That's right. THE Spencer Pratt. This guy:

I immediately e-mailed The Boyfriend, Running Buddy Selena, and my friend Megan, all who replied with, "AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

It wasn't 20 minutes later, I'm sitting at my desk and another Twitter e-mail pops up:

So now SHE'S following me too?

How did this happen? And before you start thinking I follow them, take that back, I DO NOT follow them!! I would NEVER! I am not a fan of Heidi and Spencer. I was sensing some sort of conspiracy when I remembered the tweet from the Grove that I retweeted the other night:

Oops. I guess that's what mentioning "Speidi" in a retweet will do. It's totally my fault. Go ahead and mention them if you want, but when these two are suddenly amongst your followers, don't say I didn't warn you...


  1. That is too cool. All the cool kids want to follow YOU. They know youve got it goin on!

    I also watch the Hills I think i am the only mom on earth who does...but in the show, Heidi doesnt seem to look as cut up and buff as she does in those beach pics. Am I losing my mind? Perhaps. :) I havent watched this week's episode, dont tell me, ihave it DVR'ed.

  2. thank you for the valuable lesson. I will avoid tweeting about them...

  3. I don't know what you are bitching about. This just raises your stock even more in my book :)


  4. Ewww. Flesh colored beard! :)
    It is pretty awesome, though!

  5. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Note to self-never mention Speidi on Twitter. That is hilarious.

    You're the sweetest. Your comments brightened my shitty day. :)

    Was there something in LA air today?

    Tomorrow will be better damn it!

  6. Hahahaha! That's just cool whatever they're reason for following you, the best part is you were chosen. I don't know if I'll be sad that I don't have Twitter. Happy Thanksgiving Erin!

  7. Oh man, the Wolfman and Barbarella ... I think you should all meet at the Ivy next week and discuss twitter trending topics, Heidi's singing career and the word "douchebag" ... sounds like a plan.

  8. AHAHAHA that's awesome! They SHOULD be following you, and could use a tip or too from you :-)

    Sorry about your crap day. I think you need a bubble bath with candles and champagne.

  9. LOL omg! That totally made me laugh! HAHAHA you have SPEIDI as your own personal FAN CLUB =) HAHA I love it.
    Have a safe trip and a very happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!

  10. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmao! You poor thing!

  11. This is kinda creepy! And sort of hilarious. They are definitely desperate. ;) LOL
    Happy early Thanksgiving.

  12. bah! just don't let Spencer corrupt you with his slimeball ways ;)

    Enjoy your night lovebug!

  13. this absolutely cracks me up! these two! words cannot describe them! so am i to think i now know someone famous by association?

  14. Hilarious!

    I just found your blog and I love it! :)


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